Hi, I’m Cade.

Welcome to my website. I write (and do other things) and occasionally put some of it on here.

I’m originally from Austin and currently live in D.C.

I pay rent by working in communications, which is mostly made up, and I write to avoid dwelling too much on that.

I do not have a senator or a dentist.

My content falls into four categories:

More straight. Think-ish pieces. Better grammar.

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Looser. Essayettes. Fiction?

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The rest of it. Mostly bits. Often frivolous.

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I am not a poet.

Here’s some recent work:

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No Forgiveness for the Shaggy

Published in The Blood Pudding

“It was the first day of summer and I was recently bald.”

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Endlessly Ebbing

Published in Big Whoopie Deal

A departure in (exactly) 100 words.

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So, Your Supply Chain Violates the Geneva Convention

Published in Robot Butt

We’re here to help.

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for: MAC

Published in The Daily Drunk

An ode to Mac Miller.

The Rambling Stone Newsletter

Released semi-regularly by some estimates, but those have been disputed.

Catch up on past issues:

Let’s connect:

What I Think I’m Getting At

I’ve been wanting to test a long-running theory of mine that you and I are more or less the same — that what it’s like to be me shares some deep essential ancient lumpy rhythm with what it’s like to be you — and writing is the only way I’ve found I can begin to do that.

So, thanks for coming.