ESSAYS
more straight. think-ish pieces. better grammar.
Endlessly Ebbing
[Published in Big Whoopie Deal]
A departure in (exactly) 100 words.
for: MAC
[Published in The Daily Drunk]
An ode.
Up and Down
Owing to the illness in the air that year, they sent someone to kill our dog.
In Defense of Self-Pleasure
Jacking off is inflation-resistant.
Silence
All things congealed towards a frozen, endless hush.
Ghosts
It was only a doodle.
You Sweet Shallow Thing
You know that anything you rest your entire being upon will one day desert you.
The 21 Best Music Videos of the 21st Century
A Hopelessly Biased Ranking
Objectivity is dead. Fish-eyes are not.
Liberty, Lost in Translation
America’s tortured pandemic response begins with a fundamental misreading of liberty. Recovery will require naming—and reconciling—its multiple definitions.